From Chapter One: Not A Girl...Not Yet A Woman

This was the beginning of womanhood. I started noticing scary words and terms in my Mother's magazines that I shouldn't have been reading - Polycystic Ovaries, Fibroids, Endometriosis, Hot Flushes, Thrush, Bleeding, Hysterectomy, PMT, BML, HRT, a VPL.....'What are all of these?!' I remember thinking, with my eyes popping out of my head. The only abbreviation I was aware of was a BLT from Burger King.

From Chapter Two: Time For Inspection

A girl I know of had quite an experience whilst having an examination "down there".............the male doctor was asking about her holiday in Arizona. Then, just as the doctor parted her legs, he said, 'THE GRAND CANYON IS AMAZING ISN'T IT?'

From Chapter Three: Fashionistas

There is also another look that does not wear well on women, and all women everywhere must take assertive action if they ever see a woman with this look in public and tell them about their excruciatingly terrible fashion faux pas - it's the SKIRT TUCKED INTO THE UNDERPANTS LOOK.

From Chapter Four: Sex And The Shitty

I mean, women have no problem finding the males "tool" to bring him pleasure, I mean its practically (sometimes literally) staring at us in the face. But a man trying to find the females? That can sometimes be like finding a needle in a haystack. Our "tool" is tiny. I barely know where it is. And some men should be forced to have a Sat Nav/GPS to locate it - 'TURN LEFT - DO A U-TURN - STOP! YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR DESTINATION.'

From Chapter Seven: Having It All

....another thing that God "fixed" for the guys is that both men and women overestimate the intelligence of males and underestimate that of the females!!! Yes, recent research by Professor Adrian Furnham, shows that the male ego tends to exaggerate cleverness whilst females seem happy to play dumb. Apparently society has been set-up to think that men are cleverer - which is obviously going to be more beneficial for men in the workplace. So it looks like us women have been placed with even more faulty genes/chips.